There are more of them than us. - Herb Caen
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. - Herb Caen
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. - Herb Caen
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there? - Herb Caen
The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there. - Herb Caen
All American cars are basically Chevrolets. - Herb Caen
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. - Herb Caen